The evil twin sister is now the wicked twin sister who nearly lost Mother Medusa her beloved family by saying terrible things to us.
The same terrible things that she was told about by MM.
Now MM is happy that we're talking to her again and everything in her world is rosy.
I want to know what the council is putting in the Meals on Wheels.
I may order them in for me.
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"I want to know what the council is putting in the Meals on Wheels."
Judging by the smell emanating from some of the old women round my neck of the woods, dog shit.
Mr Hughes, stop sniffing around after the old women in your neck of the woods then.
Oh, did I say that out loud?
The secret ingredient is Soylent Green!
Well said out loud Bella. That sniffer of ancient antiquities is notorious but he does know shit. Crap, I meant to whisper that. You're a bad influence Oz.
Jayne, that's terrible. It means that one day we might be eating Hughes.
"It means that one day we might be eating Hughes."
Two cold showers in one day! That's more showers than I usually have in a year.
"Two cold showers in one day", the Wyre just fell 12 metres.
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