Monday, February 28, 2011

To be in London now!

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A long visit to the Natural History Museum's Vault and a lot of drooling over this sweet dream. It's large, just the right size to r...
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Unfortunately.....

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Our UberModel doesn't look any better front on in that dress although it's my kind of dress. But the boots, ewww! I think they mig...
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We gasp but it's just tragic

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No name for this itsy model but since she's not likely to make it through to next year's fashion show, the designer probably doesn...
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Sunday, February 20, 2011

It's nearly over and it hardly seems right

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Is this right? Another week and summer will be over and it will be autumn, just my favourite time of year because it cools down from summer....
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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Books and expense

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As sorry as I am for the workers at Borders and A&R, I'm still getting my books from the Book Depository or Dirt Cheap books or book...
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Thursday, February 17, 2011

There's a full moon rising

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Each full moon during the year has a traditional name in different human cultures. February's full moon is best known as the Wolf Moon a...
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Good for the experts

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The Age is trying to help with the obesity epidemic . I'm just so thrilled with all this advice as to how I can become thin. And the co...
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

I had one of those afternoons

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Thank you Coles supermarket for making sure the rubber mat at the front door was nice and buckled for the fat lady to stick her toe under an...
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Sunday, February 13, 2011

It's only February

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Already I have my candidate for 'Idiot of the Year' and it's not even a footballer. Over the weekend 104 motorists were caught b...
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Saturday, February 12, 2011

I never thought I had a problem....

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But it appears I have a food phobia. Now that cake up above would present no problems being snarffed by me. You see, it has colours and a...
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Friday, February 11, 2011

Put a leash on those puppies

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Thank you Miss O'Dyne for leading us to the wedding gown of the year. I do hope Hurl and Spawnie or Miss Middleton aren't web surfi...
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Down memory lane

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Down memory lane for ladies of a certain age, namely mine. This comes under the category "I can't believe they'll fall for thi...
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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Re-jigging the attitude.

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Considering the vastness of blubber covering this blogger, my health isn't all that bad. No smoking, very little drinking and lately, n...
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Monday, February 07, 2011

New photos

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And not a chance of any of you ever seeing them. They are 100% improved over the ones taken by the Dill at AustraliaPost but I had to pay an...
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Sunday, February 06, 2011

Blue sky with one cloud

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Just one cloud rolling past my window and it can keep going. According to the paper, we had 144mm of rain and I think half of that is still...
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Somewhere, someone is lighting black candles

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I know you are, whoever you are. You hate me and I've done nothing to hurt you. This year, I've mangled the toe nail, fallen over r...
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Sunday, January 30, 2011

In order to have that Bali holiday...

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Well any overseas holiday but not Bali, too hot for my delicate features. Hawaii would be nice, the volcanoes there erupt too but flow alon...
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The holidays might be cheap but...

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They don't call the Pacific Ocean the ring of fire for nothing but next time you're looking at all those cheap packages to Bali, kee...
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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Involuntary self-harm

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This is where you don't use a razor blade to slice up an arm or stick large pins into limbs. It's involuntary doing stupid things li...
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Obesity articles - File under bullshit

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The heading hasn't anything to do with this post, it's just that I was reading another "expert" on fatty bombahs and began...
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