What Animal Were You In Your Past Life? | |
 | You were a unicorn. You were mysterious and noble. You have fairytale traits, and other people can only dream in envy. Your nature is completely impossible to decipher and behind all that, you know that you shine bright, for only the luckiest people get the chance to know you. |
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Apparently I was a very old bat.
ReplyDeleteShane Warne's or Adam Gilchrist's?
ReplyDeleteI hate unicorns. When I was a kid, one picked me up on his horn and threw me into the fernery.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteYou were platypus. You were eccentric and unclassifiable and it still shows.
Yep, that just about sounds right :P
NEWSFLASH***
ReplyDeleteHighriser has invited me to run his blog while he's away.
Wooh! Watch out latte set.
ROBBERT!!!!!
Teacher bums screaming for more dough all the time. Dingbats!
ReplyDeleteAnd my!- how they talk: "I've just picked up a new Thai cutlery set!"
Oh? Wow. Then poke it up your arse you snot nosed pseudo socialist bastards ("maybe Kevin Rudd will come to tea?") the education department is totally rooted, bankrupted by a clawing bullshitting petit bourgeoisie .
oh RH dahling, there is nothing petit or bougeousie about 20 Year 10 boys from a bad postcode.
ReplyDeleteJust keeping them from killing each other is a triumph, let alone implanting knowledge in their unwilling minds.
There is not enough money in the world worth being a teacher for.
Didn't you watch Summer Heights High?
It was REALITY.
... now where was I? oh yeah - Coppy's a Unicorn - just don't get extinct please.
Andrew if you think I'm going to touch that comment you're crazy.
ReplyDeleteJayne, spot on with that.
Rh, in charge of a blog! I expect a very high standard of posting but the comments will probably be the usual low kind.
Annie O, I'd want an Uzi in my award before I taught some of the little thugs I've come across on public transport.
Well gee, miss JT....I was a unicorn too. Morgana XXX
ReplyDeleteI was a cockroach........
ReplyDeleteHighriser said no such thing to RH and is thinking of locking his blog down in his absence.
ReplyDeleteFeminist With The Cast Iron C-nt Said...
ReplyDeleteYes, lock it down, and if RH would lock something else down women would be much safer!
Pavlovs Cock said...
ReplyDeleteI still haven't gotten over my disillusionment with Les Murray. "I'm in love with you," he said.
Que?!?!?
So is that the only thing men want, love?
Sorry, but I have my suspicions...
Blog ROBBERT said...
ReplyDeleteWell listen, you're always chaffing on about blokes chasing you for a root. All these little hints you give out. I reckon it's a load of bull -or givvus something definite, like the time you got raped by a gorilla!
ROBBERT!!!!!!!
Feminist With The Cast Iron C-nt said...
ReplyDeleteRH.
Disgusting.
Blog ROBBERT said...
ReplyDeleteShove a brick in it you old bag! And stop switching the price tags at Savers. The last time you put a bikini on there they rang the police.
And the zoo.
For an escaped animal!
ha ha ha!
ROBBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!
Markus: Laugharse Loonypop said...
ReplyDeleteIt's not generally known but an interesting study nonetheless that the well-off tend to give articles to op shops and then buy them back again.
My theory is they just like shopping.
Miss Tart: Darcy At Sills Bend said...
ReplyDeleteThe multiple disconnect in archival Elizabeth Bennet presupposes demarcated class representation in our culture, perciving what we know in a static grid. We don't have literal incontrovertible specifiable meanings. Which seems to explain the aesthetic desexed abstraction of Mr Darcy's underpants.
Blog ROBBERT said...
ReplyDeleteSpeak English!
Or live on cloud nine the rest of your life!
Hell. What twaddle.. And I thought Arabic was bad.
Miss Bigtitts said...
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOH Mr RH. So nice to have you back again.
Exciting!
Yup. Yo' betcha.
ReplyDeleteAn ah'd have yo' back agin.
Front too.
ha ha ha!
Miss Bigtitts said...
ReplyDeletetee hee hee.
Blog ROBBERT said...
ReplyDeleteha ha ha.
Miss Bigtitts said...
ReplyDeleteNaughty Boy!
blog ROBBERT said...
ReplyDeleteYou got it babe!
Rh, you've been back a week and I'll bet you've been banned from the literary blogs again.
ReplyDeleteMorgana, of course a unicorn, the two of us being as pure as the driven slush.
ReplyDeleteRiver, what answers did you give to be a cockroach?
Very wise move to lock the comments Andrew, but do keep up the posts because you promised. We'd all like compromising photos of Fleetwood.
Don't remember which answers I gave, but I'm not doing it again just to be something different. After all, it was a PAST life and I'm no longer a cockroach.
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