She yells in a small voice from a deep pit.
I can't think, my mother ate my brain so I'm finding it hard to blog anything remotely intelligent.
I'm trying to finish a winter dressing gown before spring.
I'm still reading April New Scientist.
I'm still trying to finish reading two novels.
I haven't managed to see 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'.
My diet is down the crapper even after reading Craig Harper's motivational blog post about not making excuses for life changes. Craig Harper meet my mother.
At least the dishes are under control in the kitchen, they're confined to the sink indefinitely.
But in the words of the great Arnie, "I'll be baaack!"
I'm finding it hard to blog anything remotely intelligent."
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think you should be any different from the rest of us.
Bloody elitist!
Was I being insulting, Your UpperCrustness?
ReplyDelete"Craig Harper's motivational blog post about not making excuses for life changes."
ReplyDeleteLife changes? Why would I want to change my life? I smoke, I drink, I archaeology. Life's perfect.
Bovvered, do I look bovvered? Do I? Bovvered? I'm NOT BOVVERED!!
ReplyDeleteJahteh, you need my super dooper, handy dandy electric cattle prod - guaranteed to keep pesky, brain eating parents (and zombies) from annoying you when you're trying to have a life.
ReplyDeleteAfter a few zaps with this lil baby, you only need wave it under their noses and they back off at the speed of light.
Or a tree house.
I'm planning a tree house in which to hide.
Coz they never think to look up !
Right, this is suspicious. Lord Hughes and Lord Sedgwick have posted at exactly the same time. Is there something the blogosphere should know my dear boys?
ReplyDeleteFleetwood, you are an ancient ruin which means you don't have to go far to dumpy your own contours.
Blood pressure, Sedg, blood pressure.
Jayne, by the time I get a life, I'll be too old to enjoy it. If she says one more time "I hope you'll be old and sick and alone" then I'll be over for the cattle prod.
hello, is anybody there?
ReplyDeleteNup, nobody here but us idjuts.
None but us elitist bloggers, you mean Davo.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya mean, calling me mean? In the meantime ..
ReplyDelete"Fleetwood, you are an ancient ruin which means you don't have to go far to dumpy your own contours."
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know I have one of the most extensive contour ranges on any human anatomy. My stomach alone resembles a finely meshed sieve.