Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Through the gloom there's a birthday looming
How revolting to realize July will soon be over and so will another year of my life.
Apart from really wanting a body that looks like this
Annie, I keep forgetting I can do that now. I see they have a Jedi cloak as well but if I get that I won't have enough to get Dumbledore's wand. Decisions!
I know you're having troubles Jayne, but purple fairies are not good in any universe.
Thank you, Elisabeth. And a really big thank you to the PR company that decided that 60 was the new 50.
Kath, curious isn't it, in all the sci-fi movies, the guys as leathered up to the wazoo and the battle chicks are wearing practically nothing. I can see you with two light sabres, zapping litter in all directions and just think what you could do to a litterer.
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ReplyDeleteSheldon would have checked that lightsabre link before he posted the comment.
ReplyDeleteThere are, apparently, eight various types! May the force be with you.
Oh, goodie!
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a reason the wee purple fairy thing screamed your name at me the other day :P
Annie, I keep forgetting I can do that now. I see they have a Jedi cloak as well but if I get that I won't have enough to get Dumbledore's wand. Decisions!
ReplyDeleteI know you're having troubles Jayne, but purple fairies are not good in any universe.
A light sabre? Try Amazon.com
ReplyDeleteor Thinkgeek.com
Happy Birthday for the big day, I don't remember the exact date, sorry.
I am sure there is guy torturing sabre appropriate for you.
ReplyDeleteRiver, Amazon charge like wounded bulls for delivery and I haven't had the birthday yet. I always post a cake for my guests.
ReplyDeleteVolunteering, my dearest Andrew? I could really do things to you with a light sabre.
Happy birthday to come, JahTeh, and may all your wishes come true, even the impossible ones.
ReplyDeleteGee I don't know..... I like her sturdy boots, but in this weather if I was her, I'd be wishing for a jumper!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Elisabeth. And a really big thank you to the PR company that decided that 60 was the new 50.
ReplyDeleteKath, curious isn't it, in all the sci-fi movies, the guys as leathered up to the wazoo and the battle chicks are wearing practically nothing.
I can see you with two light sabres, zapping litter in all directions and just think what you could do to a litterer.