Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Now that's two lemon and booze and one no booze and lemon, everybody with ice? I don't deliver, you'll have to come to my place but let me know so I can hide the good gin.
If I loved you (darlings, sweetiepies extraordinaire) I'd be like you. At Laverton market Saturday I saw the sweetest little thing, and her pa-a-a-artner, who was an idiot. He must have been an idiot, because not once in ten minutes did he touch her on the bum.
Went to Corio Sunday, a little diversion, still on the trail of Maryanne P. And oh my golly, what a slum, weeds, dilapidation, fat women scowling from doorways.
But not well enough Sedgwick.
I could down a G&T without lemon.
ReplyDeleteas a matter of fact I'd like one now.
Would you like a straw or a glass?
ReplyDeleteI have joined the dark side and indulge in G&T with lemon as my preferred weapon of choice.
ReplyDeleteI'll have the lemon without the booze thanks, just top up the glass with ice water.
ReplyDeleteNow that's two lemon and booze and one no booze and lemon, everybody with ice?
ReplyDeleteI don't deliver, you'll have to come to my place but let me know so I can hide the good gin.
Ice for moi, danke :P
ReplyDeleteIf I loved you (darlings, sweetiepies extraordinaire) I'd be like you. At Laverton market Saturday I saw the sweetest little thing, and her pa-a-a-artner, who was an idiot. He must have been an idiot, because not once in ten minutes did he touch her on the bum.
ReplyDelete-Robert.
True Love Inc.
Went to Corio Sunday, a little diversion, still on the trail of Maryanne P. And oh my golly, what a slum, weeds, dilapidation, fat women scowling from doorways.
ReplyDeleteReally.
Childe Robert to the Dark Tower Came!!!
-Robert.
Procuring for an act of indecency.
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