Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Returning soon
Okay, not so good for the last week. I haz a hurt, in mind and body. But watch for me wading through the waves back to blogdom, soon.
Miss J has decided to give the Milan dago another chance. She will never learn. When I was a boy the girls up the street had trashy romance comics in which Latin lovers were always a mistake, the heroines did learn in the end and crawl back to blue-eyed Roger who was invariably forgiving, the idiot. I watched bourgeois Q+A tonight with its beauty parade audience and would love to hear what the Tasmanian premier - in her smart inner city terrace - now has to say regarding Peter Cundal's straight out attack on her. I'm betting it would get RH booted off any blog. And why for goodness sake do middle-aged women have to wear scarves? I'm thinking maybe it's the motherly look. ha ha.
Unlike solid dependable hard-working Roger these shifty Latin lovers didn't work at all and had slicked back hair, pencil line moustaches, and always made their move in the back seat of cabs, "Oh.....Rinaldo". Thank Christ it was only a fling and these naive but wholesome suburban gals soon saw the error and got rid of a dago who was just chasing a root. Or there'd be no mortgages.
We will be waiting patiently for you....with a G&T for your hot lil hand :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know about waiting patiently - but you are worth a wait. Hope your hurts ease quickly.
ReplyDeleteTake Bombay Sapphire medication three times a day (or as required - if not, more often).
ReplyDeleteam taking three deep breaths in anticipation .. but not holding them.
ReplyDeleteSad to hear you're not well, JahTeh.
ReplyDeleteI'll make and eat a batch of fudge for you, Okay?
Be easy on yourself and come back to us when you're ready.
Also waiting... (although never patiently)
ReplyDeleteHope you are okay and back on your feet soon.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing such relevant topic with us. I really love all the great stuff you provide. Thanks again and keep it coming.
ReplyDeleteMiss J has decided to give the Milan dago another chance. She will never learn. When I was a boy the girls up the street had trashy romance comics in which Latin lovers were always a mistake, the heroines did learn in the end and crawl back to blue-eyed Roger who was invariably forgiving, the idiot.
ReplyDeleteI watched bourgeois Q+A tonight with its beauty parade audience and would love to hear what the Tasmanian premier - in her smart inner city terrace - now has to say regarding Peter Cundal's straight out attack on her. I'm betting it would get RH booted off any blog.
And why for goodness sake do middle-aged women have to wear scarves?
I'm thinking maybe it's the motherly look. ha ha.
Unlike solid dependable hard-working Roger these shifty Latin lovers didn't work at all and had slicked back hair, pencil line moustaches, and always made their move in the back seat of cabs, "Oh.....Rinaldo". Thank Christ it was only a fling and these naive but wholesome suburban gals soon saw the error and got rid of a dago who was just chasing a root. Or there'd be no mortgages.
ReplyDeleteWV was condhon. Make what you like of it.
ReplyDeleteDavo. Hell, you're looking suave. Breathe too deep and your wig will fly off. Beard as well.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha! Shutup!
ReplyDelete-ROBBBBERRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EnvironMENTALIST. Save The Pig!
Robbert, if my memory serves me correctly, my first kiss was from a shifty latin lover, no, that should be dishy latin lover. I was quite surprised.
ReplyDeleteArgumentative essay, Robbert is that your alta ego?
Mindy, no problem, it's just my version of SAD although in my version it's Seasonal Shitty Disorder.
Gee, thanks River, make it nut fudge with a drop of Drambuie.
Davoh with an h for humble, I will always return.
Ah, Your Lordship, how's Mum? Don't answer just share the Bombay with me.
EC, just the usual whinging. I shrug it off by not getting dressed for days and watching Stargate SG1.
Jayne, put Sedgwick into the G&T mix and we'd have a party to rival several football clubs at season's end.
I have read most of your blog posts and I would like to tell you how useful they are not only for me but for all of your readers.
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