Serious approach to the problem of female arousal disorder (FSAD) and (FSD), formulated scientifically to provide satisfaction and lasting pleasure.
Benefits:boosted desire in hundreds of women;extreme sensitivity to stimulation;effective in women with a hysterectomy and menopause before the age of 50.
The very next email was from the ex.
Bwahahahahhahahhahha!
So what is this wonderful product? Not that I really need to know.
ReplyDeleteI think the heading was about a magical blue pill but I was too busy laughing. I bet he could do with a bucket load of them now although according to the last sighting, the blonde has become a little more rotund than when he married her so perhaps they just watch the tele now.
ReplyDeleteAndrew,
ReplyDeleteThe 'wonderful product' is actually a fully working tongue and a map showing the location of the clitoris. It's only for sale to couples who have been together for twenty years or more.
There is a 'female orgasm simulator' on the market. It consists of a huge bank account and/or celebrity status. Unfortunately it isn't very realistic and only works with bimbos, although in the right hands it's convincing enough for the self-abosorbed blokes who subscribe to it.
jeebus Coppy, you don't actually open those crap emails do you?
ReplyDeleteJust their subject lines give me a hissyfit. It's The H-Spot woth gets all the action in my age group.
Size does matter though: I spent my life searching in vain for a man with a HUGE
cultural frame of reference.
Miss Laura
ReplyDeleteGirl from the suburbs
Boney intellectual
shins
White legs
Scrappy
Shoes.
-Robert. 2008.
Pardon the impertinence, I found myself at THE VALVE.
ha ha ha!
ROBBERT!!!
Bwca has a new post at The Bogg.
ReplyDeleteStolen from another blogger.
Sociopath.
Shins -not shins, sorry.
ReplyDeleteMost affectionate thing I've ever written.
"location, location" Fleetwood, not even Indiana Jones with a map, a sheep dog and GPS could find my lost treasure.
ReplyDeleteBwca, I need the laughs and I keep hoping they send photos. I want to build a dartboard.
Robbert, man of many talents but watch the poetry, very latte.
Thanks. I call it: Comment Deleted.
ReplyDelete-Composition time: 5 seconds.
True.
I've put it on her blog.
ReplyDeleteSee how long it lasts!
ROBBERT!!!
Why is Female Arousal Disorder "FSAD" and not a "FAD"?
ReplyDeleteThat puzzled me for a while until I figured it meant Female sexual arousal disorder. It sounds so depressing when all we really need is a better class of bloke.
ReplyDeleteThe spybots must be reading the comments, I got spam today with photos.