Sunday, July 31, 2016

Happy Crapday.

 I really wanted this.
 I'd have been satisfied with this.
 I'd have gone crazy if this had arrived at the door.
All I got was a jumper from the Ice Bear knitted under the influence of that LSD tab he found under the couch.
Happy Crappy Day to me.

6 comments:

  1. massive wishes for you to have a gloriously peaceful and rewarding anniversary of your birth day - only doing what you want to do. mwah mwah and
    IF I could bake, I woulda baked you those cakes.

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  2. Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday dear JahTeh,
    Happy Birthday to you

    xoxoxo
    it's a good thing you can't hear me (*~*)
    did you get the cake I emailed?

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  3. Happy birthday darls. With your mother being a good age, you are worth investing time and effort in, as you will be around for a long time.

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  4. Happy birthday big thing, I baked you a cake then tried it out in the backyard with all the candles lit and someone called the fire brigade. I guess it's too soggy to send to you now.

    Sincerely,
    Robert.

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  5. Every time I look at that cake, I drool. At least River emailed me a virtual cake.

    Andrew, my mother is going to take me with her in a Viking's funeral. This week I swear I never thought I would outlive her so I decided to suicide by cake but it was raining so much I couldn't get out to buy one.

    Thank you Robbert, always the joyful soul and I bet the candles could be seen from the International Space Station. Was it sponge? Did it have whipped cream? Passionfruit icing? You know there's a market out there for people like me, scratch and sniff birthday cake cards.

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