Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Anonymous Lefty says he won't post photographs if and when he and Mrs Lefty have children because they're not as cute as his kitten. We had better be prepared if they're as gorgeous as mine was. He never forgave me for the sailor suit or letting him look like Shirley Temple but that's what mothers do.