Wednesday, August 02, 2006

THE BEAR'S FAREWELL

The dodgy bear has really done it this time.
He's closed down Diogenesian Discourse. The lights are going out all over the blogesphere.

Can't say I blame him, he's an old bear and pissing into the wind is a young bear's game.

I suppose he'll do the decent thing and wander off into the forest to die so he won't be a burden to the tribe er herd um flock, bloody hell what do you call a multitude of bears, besides dangerous.

On his wanders I hope he stumbles across a baby blog that needs a guiding grouch.

After all, it was him that said, "No-one leaves the asylum!"

See you back at the keyboard, furface.

6 comments:

Gerry said...

"a baby blog that needs a guiding grouch" ???

Bollocks !!! I'll kick the f*cking thing to death!!

What the Ozzie blogosphere DOESN'T need is any more precious, sensitive new age bloggers!!!!

Darwin had the right idea!!!

Jawohl, Herr Darwin!!!

Survival of the fittest! Let the meanest, biggest, most militarily equipped survive, and let the rest be damned!!!!

Long live Amerikkka!!!!

And Israel....

And The Man Of Steel...

And the People's Front of Judea...

And Monty Python...

And Kim ( I love military hardware) Beazely...

Oops...

Which way to the "Men's" ???

JahTeh said...

By the Goddess, don't you just love the Bear's sensitive side.

Daniel said...

Gerry certainly isn't one of those people who want to leave the world better than he found it. He should've been born an elephant.

They have a loud trumpet and create lots of crap!

Lord Sedgwick said...

That'd be a "grizzle of bears" we'd suggest - mainly in honour of our Ger.

JahTeh said...

Your Excellency, that would be a 'guzzle of bears' considering the casks he gets through.

Daniel that's just snotty, elephants will defend their young with their lives. Their trumpeting is communication, their crap fertilizes the earth and they trample objects they don't like into very very flat objects. Well look at that, you're right Ger is an elephant.

Davo said...

"When elephants fight, the grass gets trompled" .. according to some ancient African legend.

Just letting ya know that this grass(strike)hopper(/strike) blade battles on. Oer, the marvels of modern typescriptism.