Sunday, August 05, 2007

HIS LORDSHIP NAILS IT



Always count on the aristocrazy to send the right birthday card.


Thank you Lord Sedgwick for the portrait of St. Tena, Protector of the demented and the incontinent.


My life in sanity.

13 comments:

Brian Hughes said...

It's nice to see that Sedgers has shaved his beard off for his self-portrait this year.

Lord Sedgwick said...

Nads to U2 Hughes!

JahTeh said...

A joust between knights, last one standing buys the drinks.

Brian Hughes said...

Let's make that drinks on the house and the last one standing picks up the tab.

Gerry said...

Brian! What a recipe for race to the bottom! I'd like to spectate at one of those sessions... Maybe with my new video camera...

Lord Sedgwick said...

"What a recipe for race to the bottom!"

That's a very Frankie Howerd/Kenny Everett line Mr. Ger Bear, you ole voyeur you.

Me and Hughes won't perform such acts for anything less than 25 brown paper bags chocker with folding *goodies*. (With or without Bill Oddie.)

JahTeh said...

The Bear has a video camera, we're all doomed. Let the YouTubing begin!

Hughes and Sedgwick, double act, will do anything for sex, booze or money preferably all three.

Brian Hughes said...

Erratum: "Will perform unspeakable acts of illegal contortion involving wombats and specialist vegetables for a packet of ciggies and half a bottle of scotch. Offers on a beermat please."

JahTeh said...

Hughes, you is my hero now, Sedgwick charges a full bottle of scotch.

Gerry said...
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Gerry said...

I'll YouTube any footage (can one still say that in the digital age) of Storm Trooper violence I capture at APEC. As for footage of Brian and the guys trying to out-drink each other in order not to be the last one left standing, that is what's called Under The Table Journalism and since I'd probably be the first one laid waste, I'd opt for not exposing my camera to multiple fountains of uncontrolled chunder... Sorry...

JahTeh said...

Just remember your no violence rule at APEC unless JHo passes within spitting distance.

Gerry said...

I don't think HoWARd will go within a cooee of the demonstrators. An'd no I would't spit on him. But I'd give him a few mouthfuls of my opinions about him. Grrrrrrr...