Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
It's nice to see that Sedgers has shaved his beard off for his self-portrait this year.
Nads to U2 Hughes!
A joust between knights, last one standing buys the drinks.
Let's make that drinks on the house and the last one standing picks up the tab.
Brian! What a recipe for race to the bottom! I'd like to spectate at one of those sessions... Maybe with my new video camera...
"What a recipe for race to the bottom!"That's a very Frankie Howerd/Kenny Everett line Mr. Ger Bear, you ole voyeur you. Me and Hughes won't perform such acts for anything less than 25 brown paper bags chocker with folding *goodies*. (With or without Bill Oddie.)
The Bear has a video camera, we're all doomed. Let the YouTubing begin!Hughes and Sedgwick, double act, will do anything for sex, booze or money preferably all three.
Erratum: "Will perform unspeakable acts of illegal contortion involving wombats and specialist vegetables for a packet of ciggies and half a bottle of scotch. Offers on a beermat please."
Hughes, you is my hero now, Sedgwick charges a full bottle of scotch.
I'll YouTube any footage (can one still say that in the digital age) of Storm Trooper violence I capture at APEC. As for footage of Brian and the guys trying to out-drink each other in order not to be the last one left standing, that is what's called Under The Table Journalism and since I'd probably be the first one laid waste, I'd opt for not exposing my camera to multiple fountains of uncontrolled chunder... Sorry...
Just remember your no violence rule at APEC unless JHo passes within spitting distance.
I don't think HoWARd will go within a cooee of the demonstrators. An'd no I would't spit on him. But I'd give him a few mouthfuls of my opinions about him. Grrrrrrr...
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