I can never resist a meme so I went over to http://www.masquerademaskarts.com got myself my very own Peculiar Aristocratic Title.
You may now curtsey to:
Her Exalted Highness Duchess Jennifer the Disappointing of Old Yarkhillshire.
While I was there I also opened a fortune cookie which read:
"Don't you just hate it when even the aubergines are plotting against you?"
And I thought I had to keep a close eye on the snake beans.
I can't even rely on Estate Agents, not when they send a flyer which states:
'Take your pick with this rare opportunity to be the new owner of one, two or both of these quality villas.........'
And neither or all of the two were in walking distance of Old Yarkhillshire and protected from aubergines.