Wednesday, October 17, 2007

LEGGINGS, THE DEVIL'S FASHION

I usually agree with the girls at Gofugyourself about the awful get-ups celebrities or their stylists think is fashion but this time I was standing up waving streamers.

The necklace I would gladly take for myself. The colour of the dress is my colour, suits my hair to a tee. I even like the dress.

But what possessed her, oh yeah, The Devil, since only he could have dreamed up leggings. Three quarter length leggings and under a party dress no less.

She might just have gotten away with opaque black tights.

Leggings are for exercise class, or walking the dog, or if you're stupid enough to listen to The Devil.

13 comments:

Brian Hughes said...

I have to agree. Leg warmers are much sexier, especially if accompanied by nothing other than a scarf.

Caroline said...

With the title of your post, the hairy-legged Beelzebub agrees.

R.H. said...

When I see a dress like that in the street I want to grab the front and rip it down. I'm crazy I know, tell the truth, woman crazy.

Lord Sedgwick said...

Leg warmers?!

'leg' and 'over' are the two words we prefer to put together.

Brian Hughes said...

As in, "Just put your leg-over that styrrup there Mr. Sedgwick whilst we apply the scalpel to your 'nuiscance' parts"?

JahTeh said...

And Lord Hughes of Fleetwood goes from string undies to molesting leg warmers and scarves. Is there no end to this monster's fetishes. I blame all that wandering by himself over the moors and being infected by goblins.

Horse riding breeches for Duchess Caroline then.

Rh, the dress is lovely but restraint, the bird isn't that good.

M'Lord, your memory is good, you got 'leg' and 'over' but do you remember what comes next?

R.H. said...

Beg your pardon, she's enormously good looking.

And the streets are full of them. Or I wouldn't complain.

Lord Sedgwick said...

"M'Lord, your memory is good, you got 'leg' and 'over' but do you remember what comes next?"

Yes I do!

A conversation which goes something like this ...

"Was that good for you"

"Oh, I figured not. Sorry. What's your name again?"

(... which is more than John said to Janette, what with him not being a sorrifying kinda bloke.)

Mikhela said...

Leggings under a dress are highly practical for those moments when you want to swing on monkey bars or have handstand competitions or the like.

JahTeh said...

Mikhela, the thought of you in leggings at the moment gave me such a giggle. Sorry, one should not giggle at anyone pregnant with twins whose belly button is about to explode.

Middle Child said...

She's got to keep her "brain " warm don't she? tee hee

Mikhela said...

Explode I certainly would if I tried a handstand in my current state.

Middle child, I presume you are talking about the model and not my good self? :)

JahTeh said...

MC, that's politically incorrect but you're probably right.

Never mind the handstands Mikhela, just standing is enough going by that last photo and still 9 weeks to go.