Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
"BECAUSE I LIKE FAIRIES"You just want to be Cameraface's bespoke fag hag dontcha you ole tart.
Cameraface has found faghags to be quite unreliable. Besides faghags need to be young and hot............oh dear, I have really done it now.
Before the Victorians turned fairies into paedophiles' fantasies, in the original folkstories they were human sized, lived in barrows, shot people with arrows, stole babies and were basically...well...folk memories of our Bronze Age ancestors. I think I prefered them back then. Nowadays I just get an urge, every time I see an airbrushed fairy picture, to stomp on it repeatedly on the off chance that it might squeak.
"Just yu wait, 'Enry Sedgwick, just yu wait!"Ditto Cameraface. That's it Hughes, my kind of fairy.See that you two up there, shooting people, with arrows so watch your backs.
Have you read the book, "The Stolen Child" by Keith Donohue... more like the faeries Brian Hughes is talking about ...its a really unusual book written about a year or two back
Therese, I have trouble keeping up with one New Scientist magazine a week let alone books. I have four in various parts of the house all with bookmarks.
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