Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
TO THE LUCKY SPAMMER
The one who sent ME the email inviting ME to watch the video of ME naked.
I hope you used the IMAX camera or you'd have missed all the good bits.
Slap the filthy bugger with a piece of wet spaghetti, Jahteh...it might dislodge the small lump of grey matter that's clogging the empty space between his ears :P
Sorry Fleetwood, all available space at the windows is taken up by Lord Sedgwick's chapter of Perverts Anonymous.
Jayne, I'd like to know how these spammers get my full email address not to mention why Russian spam gets through the filter with nothing like my email address.
Because the Russian crims are cleverer than the Yankee and Aussie ones...heaven knows what they are really doing when they "play" about? Something to do with $$$ thats for sure.
To the spammer who sent Witchy the e-mail inviting her to watch a video of herself naked. Please send me an invitation too.
ReplyDeleteSlap the filthy bugger with a piece of wet spaghetti, Jahteh...it might dislodge the small lump of grey matter that's clogging the empty space between his ears :P
ReplyDeleteSorry Fleetwood, all available space at the windows is taken up by Lord Sedgwick's chapter of Perverts Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteJayne, I'd like to know how these spammers get my full email address not to mention why Russian spam gets through the filter with nothing like my email address.
I've never been invited wo watch myself naked. I think me thinks it would be a great invasion of my privacy.
ReplyDeleteI always close my eyes when I'm naked, to be polite to me.
I do the same Maria, only because I don't want to be struck blind. I bless the day I decided not to install mirrored wardrobe doors.
ReplyDeleteBecause the Russian crims are cleverer than the Yankee and Aussie ones...heaven knows what they are really doing when they "play" about? Something to do with $$$ thats for sure.
ReplyDeleteIt's really annoying Therese but I'm told they're phishing emails just waiting for the curious to click on then they steal your identity.
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