Sunday, May 25, 2008

I AM STILL ONE













What Animal Were You In Your Past Life?

You were a unicorn. You were mysterious and noble. You have fairytale traits, and other people can only dream in envy. Your nature is completely impossible to decipher and behind all that, you know that you shine bright, for only the luckiest people get the chance to know you.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

28 comments:

Brian Hughes said...

Apparently I was a very old bat.

JahTeh said...

Shane Warne's or Adam Gilchrist's?

Andrew said...

I hate unicorns. When I was a kid, one picked me up on his horn and threw me into the fernery.

Jayne said...

ROFLMFAO!
You were platypus. You were eccentric and unclassifiable and it still shows.
Yep, that just about sounds right :P

R.H. said...

NEWSFLASH***

Highriser has invited me to run his blog while he's away.

Wooh! Watch out latte set.

ROBBERT!!!!!

R.H. said...

Teacher bums screaming for more dough all the time. Dingbats!
And my!- how they talk: "I've just picked up a new Thai cutlery set!"

Oh? Wow. Then poke it up your arse you snot nosed pseudo socialist bastards ("maybe Kevin Rudd will come to tea?") the education department is totally rooted, bankrupted by a clawing bullshitting petit bourgeoisie .

Ann O'Dyne said...

oh RH dahling, there is nothing petit or bougeousie about 20 Year 10 boys from a bad postcode.
Just keeping them from killing each other is a triumph, let alone implanting knowledge in their unwilling minds.
There is not enough money in the world worth being a teacher for.
Didn't you watch Summer Heights High?
It was REALITY.

... now where was I? oh yeah - Coppy's a Unicorn - just don't get extinct please.

JahTeh said...

Andrew if you think I'm going to touch that comment you're crazy.

Jayne, spot on with that.

Rh, in charge of a blog! I expect a very high standard of posting but the comments will probably be the usual low kind.

Annie O, I'd want an Uzi in my award before I taught some of the little thugs I've come across on public transport.

Anonymous said...

Well gee, miss JT....I was a unicorn too. Morgana XXX

River said...

I was a cockroach........

Andrew said...

Highriser said no such thing to RH and is thinking of locking his blog down in his absence.

R.H. said...

Feminist With The Cast Iron C-nt Said...

Yes, lock it down, and if RH would lock something else down women would be much safer!

R.H. said...

Pavlovs Cock said...

I still haven't gotten over my disillusionment with Les Murray. "I'm in love with you," he said.

Que?!?!?

So is that the only thing men want, love?

Sorry, but I have my suspicions...

R.H. said...

Blog ROBBERT said...
Well listen, you're always chaffing on about blokes chasing you for a root. All these little hints you give out. I reckon it's a load of bull -or givvus something definite, like the time you got raped by a gorilla!

ROBBERT!!!!!!!

R.H. said...

Feminist With The Cast Iron C-nt said...

RH.

Disgusting.

R.H. said...

Blog ROBBERT said...
Shove a brick in it you old bag! And stop switching the price tags at Savers. The last time you put a bikini on there they rang the police.

And the zoo.

For an escaped animal!

ha ha ha!

ROBBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!

R.H. said...

Markus: Laugharse Loonypop said...
It's not generally known but an interesting study nonetheless that the well-off tend to give articles to op shops and then buy them back again.
My theory is they just like shopping.

R.H. said...

Miss Tart: Darcy At Sills Bend said...

The multiple disconnect in archival Elizabeth Bennet presupposes demarcated class representation in our culture, perciving what we know in a static grid. We don't have literal incontrovertible specifiable meanings. Which seems to explain the aesthetic desexed abstraction of Mr Darcy's underpants.

R.H. said...

Blog ROBBERT said...

Speak English!

Or live on cloud nine the rest of your life!

Hell. What twaddle.. And I thought Arabic was bad.

R.H. said...

Miss Bigtitts said...

OOOOOOH Mr RH. So nice to have you back again.

Exciting!

R.H. said...

Yup. Yo' betcha.

An ah'd have yo' back agin.

Front too.

ha ha ha!

R.H. said...

Miss Bigtitts said...

tee hee hee.

R.H. said...

Blog ROBBERT said...

ha ha ha.

R.H. said...

Miss Bigtitts said...

Naughty Boy!

R.H. said...

blog ROBBERT said...

You got it babe!

JahTeh said...

Rh, you've been back a week and I'll bet you've been banned from the literary blogs again.

JahTeh said...

Morgana, of course a unicorn, the two of us being as pure as the driven slush.

River, what answers did you give to be a cockroach?

Very wise move to lock the comments Andrew, but do keep up the posts because you promised. We'd all like compromising photos of Fleetwood.

River said...

Don't remember which answers I gave, but I'm not doing it again just to be something different. After all, it was a PAST life and I'm no longer a cockroach.