Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Not sure why that cat's advertising that book? Clearly it's too intelligent to have anything to do with writing it.
I was going to see if my ex made it in the book,but then I remembered he's so useless he'd be late for his own funeral and would argue with St Peter at the gates of Heaven - so I made another cuppa tea instead ;)
Why do fluffy cats look so evil? Nice to see you online, Ms J.
I'd like to get your cat near a computer Fleetwood, the tales it could tell.If he was that useless Jayne, he'd probably being falling over the idiot I married as they both tried to get in the gate as the same time.Another question Ms Duck, is why fluffy cats cost more at the vet? I renamed my persian, the six million dollar cat. He came into the house as a handful of apricot fur and ran up a enough debt to run a small country.
Totally off subject here... I visited my daughter today, for afternoon tea she served me a gorgeous vanilla slice. I. WAS. IN. HEAVEN.
Rub it in, River, rub it in.If you visited me I'd give you a nice vanilla slice just because you aren't my mother.
"Another question Ms Duck, is why fluffy cats cost more at the vet?"That's because they have to battle with more clinkers.
Fleetwood, we have a communication problem here, in Oz we eat clinkers, chocolate covered all flavours. And your clinkers are?I'm going to hate myself for asking that, I feel it in me waters.
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