And Wednesday, Thursday and Friday were great days for insanity central.
And No matter how I feel, I can deal with 3 kinds of crisis before 9 o'clock.
And I am crook.
And I'm sure the anti-biotics are laced with LSD.
And if I was a writer I could turn those wild dreams into a great screenplay.
And if you buy a raffle ticket, pray for lst prize so you and run away from home. $6,000 will take me a loooong way.
And if Ma says the stray dog in her house was the size of a small horse and you know it was a black staffie, don't bother telling her it's not true. She'll deny ever saying it.
And if Ma says the Meals on Wheels are giving her the same meals every single day from now on because they said so, don't tell her it's not true. She'll deny ever saying it.
And if Ma says the housekeeper is being taken away from her for having a coffee then check with the council and don't bother telling her it's not true. She'll deny ever saying it.
And if you try to explain to the Bouvier Sisters that she can't be believed, don't bother. They have the same denial genes.
And it's a good thing I'm not a hard drinking woman or I'd be too pissed to turn on the computer 24/7.