Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
SOME IDIOT GETS MONEY FOR THESE IDEAS
Behold, a traffic light sandwich for the kiddies' lunch box. Cheese on the bottom, tomato up one end and lettuce down the other and make sure the cheese shows in the middle. You will notice the crusty bits have been sawn off so the little horrors don't break their teeth. If I picked this up I would have every ingredient down the front of me in two seconds. Not even June Cleaver would go this far.