The clock is borked.
The toaster is borked.
The dryer is borked.
The spouting is borked.
My understanding of Telstra wireless broadband is definitely borked.
Relations with my sister are almost unfixedly borked.
My eyes are borked because I can't stop this water stuff from flooding out of them.
The cat has finally realized that waking me at 3 am for food is the road to borkdom.
I think my tin knee is borked.
My bank account is borked.
But I'm not depressed, my depression button is borked.