So in the interests of science, here we have a photo of a Hairy Angler Fish from the Deep Australia Project. Not even a mother could love that face. If there is justice in this world, my ex husband should now look like this......without the teeth.
This one from the same project is an amphipod, a type of crustacean.
Only one name for him.....Darth Prawn.
You have been reading a serious science blog, don't be fooled by imitations.