Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
I'm a day early but I want Miss O'Dyne to wake up to this birthday gift cake but she's been on a diet so I'll have to take care of the eating part. Not only a cake but a cake full of chocolates, now that's two presents in one and I'll take care of both of them.
*Thinks* Where did I put the Tia Maria for the coffee?
I'd better get out the cake forks as well, don't want to make an unladylike mess.