Tuesday, December 06, 2005

BEST FRIDGE MAGNET


I had to post this, I love it. Sorry to the perves who probably thought I was posting a naked guy. I've actually done this to one of my cats although not half and half, that was at the back door and its neck healed really well.
My fridge is so old that the water runs down to the bottom so I've had to take the crispers out to watch for takeover bids by mouldworld inc. and one dopey cat took to sneaking in every time the door opened. It only took half a dozen times before both of us decided to be a bit more careful.
I've also locked cats in the pantry, the linen cupboard and the toilet. Neither of us will forget the toilet. Do you know what damage can be inflicted on the nerves standing on a furry cat, in the dark, in a toilet where you're not expecting a cat to be? Fortunately there was no-one else to hear either of us scream.
No, I didn't see it because I never turn lights on in the middle of the night and how can I miss a toilet even in the dark. A hangover from my childhood wanderings down to an elegant pee-palace in the middle of a paddock where it was always better not to light up and find the spiders.
It's a miracle to me that we ended up with horse-size bladders instead of kidney failure.

Just in case no-one noticed, I remembered to change the date and get the time right. Figjam

14 comments:

Davo said...

mm, only get half pussy in your house, huh?

JahTeh said...

After that you'd only get a rat trap:>

Gerry said...

ouch!!!

But wouldn't a mouse trap be more than adequate?

JahTeh said...

So men really do have a quick shufti in the porcelain palace.

Mother Damnable said...

Half a kitty's better than none!

JT if you fancy a flight My Ladies of the Forest House would love to greet you, I'm sure :>)

http://www.foresthousecoven.com/

Gerry said...

We'll have none of this astral travelling crap here, girls! It's bad for the airline industry! Stoppit! You'll cause an economic crash! Heinous vixens! Grrrrrr...

Mother Damnable said...

Rolls On The Floor Laughing My Head Off!

So Gerry, just what were you and Davo doing the other night then?

Gerry said...

What Davo and I get up to when the lights are out is none of your business, Mum.

Davo said...

:-X

JahTeh said...

"Pfft...Boys Club!"

Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's true but it's really funny. Well if a such magnet exists I want to get it.
So can you tell where I can have one.
Thanks.

Lisa said...

Okay, so where would I find this AWESOME magnet?

Lisa said...

Seriously, is there a place to purchase such a magnet?

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