Saturday, December 03, 2005

I LIKE.....

I like him. He's my latest addition to the fridge door. His eyes are blue and stops me in my tracks. If they were green I'd be halfway to anorexic. Nothing like a box of eye candy for Christmas.



I also like him. I love Sea Otters, neck and neck with Penguins. Sea Otters have incredibly dense and beautiful fur, up to one million hairs per square inch. No good for the fridge door, he'd never keep me from food.

8 comments:

Mother Damnable said...

mmm yes please!

There were river otters seen in the Thames this year.

Gerry said...

I have hazel eyes. But my body's shot... I won't even comment on my mind...

JahTeh said...

Gerry, were we separated at birth, I have hazel eyes, my body's shot and my mind is MIA.

MD, my favourite book from childhood is Wind in the Willows and I still go back to it to calm down.

Ron said...

I have been on a diet for a few months except for eye candy - it's calorie-free.

Just how many calories does masturbation actually burn, I wonder?

JahTeh said...

Honestly Ron, eye candy is so low maintenance and you don't even have to unwrap it.

Gerry said...

"Gerry, were we separated at birth?" That is the sort of questin which could give you very bad nightmares... Don't go there... :-)

Mother Damnable said...

I played Mole one year in the school play, I remember I developed an incredible crush on Ratty.

Or was that tales from the riverbank?

River said...

Sea otters have one million hairs per square inch? Now there's a coat that would keep me warm....