Monday, April 17, 2006

EGG DAY


This is a FAIRY PENGUIN.

FAIRY. PENGUIN.

It's also a little blue penguin with the usual latin name but to Victorians it's a FAIRY PENGUIN.

Leave it alone you politically correct Queensland nutters.

I repeat it's a FAIRY PENGUIN.


Second stupid thing in today's paper, Victoria Beckham. The skinny tart's always good for a laugh but today's photo is a peach. Taken on the ski slopes, she's wearing a faux fur zip up jacket and hipster ski pants. That is pants that are showing an inch of unclothed body above them. But at least she's wearing proper gloves to keep her hands warm. Bad luck about the kidneys.

7 comments:

Link said...

I hate hipsters. Hipsters look good on eleven year old's who have yet to develop 'em. I have had to succumb to buying the odd pair of 'hipster' type daks and have noticed too (boot) that they don't seem to make tops as long as they once did either. Economising, no doubt. I hate that cold flesh between top and bottom. For some reason the fat on one's hips doesn't seem to heat up very well. When wearing my 'hip' (not) ensemble, I spend my entire time hauling the daks up and the top down. They are, I read, some months ago, terribly passe.

JD Allen said...

Least you could do is link to the photo...

Brownie said...

Maybe she has oily down, like FAIRY penguins do, that keeps her warm.

JahTeh said...

Lucky Link, I have too much hip to shove into any daks.

JD, think toothpick on skis and you have her. New movie coming out in Oz soon about the Kokoda trail and the militia boys. They were called chocolate soldiers because the regulars said they would melt and run but they didn't. Don't think you'll see in the U.S. though.

Brownie, if she had oily down that's where the pants would have been, around her ankles. Just goes to show you can be too rich and too thin.

Brownie said...

Poor Wallis Warfield Simpson Windsor gets the blame for that one.

Kate Moss disproves it though.

JahTeh said...

Kate Moss proves you can also profit from being too dumb. Did you see how much she's going to rake in with the advertising deals?

Gerry said...

Hipster ski pants?????

Sounds like the sort of "skiing" she does has no risk of falling down in the snow. Imagine sliding backwards on your butt in the snow with hipsters...

Scooping up knickers full of snow...

Very cool...