Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Notwithstanding the importance of that to you, we think "Howard's End" has a much better ring to it. (Though it is a double edged wishlist sword given the Smirker feels much the same.)
Anyway you have yourself a hippy birthday with the mandatory Scott MacKenzie (or was it that other scottish chanteur, the undacked Andy Stewart?) it flowers in your hair (or for someone as well preserved as your good self, Fowlers in your Vacola) whatever you feel like - after all as Al Gore sang, it's your party and you can cry, (even fly) if you want to.
Have a good 'un me little luvly and rip off whatever bloody arms wot have the audacity to vexatiously cross your path.
Hippo Birdie Copperwitch! Also celebrating is my favourite writer Carl Hiaasen, favourite character No.99 (Barbara Feldon). Not all July 31-ers have self discipline though: Liza Minelli and Pete Doherty will both probably put their birthday cake up their noses. I have made YOU some birthday brownies over at my place. Cheers!
JahTeh, your birthday will be officially over by the time you read this but Happy day to you. Since you don't have an email address I will leave this link here for you so that you may choose a sample card to view--you don't have to join to see a few of the samples. Just imagine that it's signed Best Wishes and Many Happy Returns from all of us here! Best, Janet http://www.jacquielawson.com/default.asp
Here's another birthday present. These clips kept me busy all afternoon laughing it up. JT, I hope you have hispeed internet to enjoy more than just this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOpm3s07jPg&mode=related&search= The Daily Show has been a hit here on cable television for years but I've never had the luxury of receiving it. YouTube makes it possible to see the best parts. Enjoy.
Oh my gosh, I hope I am not being a pest, but this one takes the cake. I think we all are going to have too much fun with this site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYiUAU4yUE&mode=related&search=
Hi JahTeh, I just wanted to comment on your wonderful site. During the past two hours of reading your entries i have laughed,i have cried,i have nodded my head in agreement to many of your opinions,been facinated by your scientic entries and been green with envy of your writing ability. You have a fabulous spirit.Im so glad you maintain it through your struggles in life, especially the chronic pain. Kind regards(and new fan) Erika.
Everybody do go and have a look at the e-card site from Janet, it's a beauty. And a first for me, I copied and pasted into the browser thingy and it worked but the Youtube didn't, it never does for me and I needed a laugh badly.
Erika, an award for bravery is given to anyone still alive after two hours of this blog, welcome to the madhouse.
It's payday Thursday Helen, Cake binge day. Today was more like 'give me coke, lines of coke'.
Really sorry about little Scally, Muriels. I swear I am never getting another animal after himself goes. It's too heartbreaking.
Well, about the YouTube I'll see what I can do to get you a viable link. If it's not the link's fault then maybe it's got something to do with your computer. You DO need to see these clips and we'll get 'em to you, come hell urr high water.
Aaaargh, I cut and pasted the first YouTube link from your comments window into my Mozilla browser and it worked just fine. So I am sorry but don't know what to do for you. Can anyone help JT figure out how to watch these? They are absolutely absolutely priceless. HELP HELP HELP !!!
Okay, I think it's stopping because you have dialup? Apparently you need to wait a long long long time, maybe 10-20 minutes for the stuff to load into your computer before you can watch it...you see, it comes in slowly on dialup, more slowly than it actually plays. For example, a two-second sound/video may take 60 seconds to download when on dialup. So it's stopping the action for you when what you've played has caught up with what's coming in thru the phone lines. So if I were you I would first just try pausing the player and let it continue to download the data while you do something else on your computer or you go have lunch. The other option is to go to a library or friend's who has hispeed. I had to deal with dialup until just this month, so if this is your issue too, I understand the frustration. $25 more per month for hispeed really is a lot of money to me, but I had to bite the bullet and sign up for it anyway. JT, this is an issue that I despise: the only people in this world who can afford to keep up with all this technology are those with money and the means; the rest of the people below on the socioeconomic ladder stay below, getting dirt kicked in their faces. Bear, where are you?
jahteh, be careful. That "youtube" site introduced to you by 'Janet' is the one that is being pushed onto my blog by various differently named people and I discovered it also on Dining Philospher's site as well. It is rabidly Pro-Israeli and is just a front for propaganda.
I think you've got it this time Janet and being Ms Impatient I tend to spit the dummy when it doesn't load fast. Dial-up is a pain but it's what I can manage so I leave it.
Since I couldn't get it Daniel I don't know what it is and Janet is directing me to a specific video which looks funny, I'll try to watch. If I don't like it I'll leave. I will not be influenced by anti or pro.
JT, the first YouTube video I listed is the funniest and only a minute or two so it's the best bet for your money. I've always had a soft spot for professional actors cracking each other up, and the PiratesII costume is very becoming. If the guy's wife doesn't want him, I'll send him cab money. Anyway, once there you can choose additional clips. From what I have seen so far, anything with Stephen Colbert will have you rolling. Shame on Daniel :)
Janet, just to let you know it took nearly 30 minutes to download 3m26s of video. While it's doing that I switch over to firefox and trawl for naked guys, works for me.
You slay me. BTW, it took you that much longer to download that short segment because you were also using the phone lines for your se x quest. Traffic backs up and so both tasks take longer. Go to lunch next time. Anyway, it was fun. I'll think of a better birthday present for next year.
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"July's End"
Notwithstanding the importance of that to you, we think "Howard's End" has a much better ring to it. (Though it is a double edged wishlist sword given the Smirker feels much the same.)
Anyway you have yourself a hippy birthday with the mandatory Scott MacKenzie (or was it that other scottish chanteur, the undacked Andy Stewart?) it flowers in your hair (or for someone as well preserved as your good self, Fowlers in your Vacola) whatever you feel like - after all as Al Gore sang, it's your party and you can cry, (even fly) if you want to.
Have a good 'un me little luvly and rip off whatever bloody arms wot have the audacity to vexatiously cross your path.
HIPPO BATHDAY!!
Hippo Birdie Copperwitch!
Also celebrating is my favourite writer Carl Hiaasen, favourite character No.99 (Barbara Feldon).
Not all July 31-ers have self discipline though: Liza Minelli and Pete Doherty will both probably put their birthday cake up their noses.
I have made YOU some birthday brownies over at my place. Cheers!
I am terribly ashamed at trawling for Birthday Wishes, no I'm not because even my mother forgot but then she's forgotten it's July.
Drool, cake, want cake. Where's the bloody cake fairy when I need one.
There is one thing that's cheering me up, I'M STILL NOT AS OLD AS THE GG, HA!
Greetings and felicitations and as a mate of mine always says, "All good things."
Phil
PS: and also, "zffdpsiw"
Wooh!
Happy Birthday
To you.
And what a fine blog
Too.
And a physique exquisite
Complete with handles.
(But you'll need two cakes
For all the candles)
-Robbert!
Go on RH, torment me with two cakes but you're right about the candles, the light would be seen from space.
'zffdpsiw' watch it Phil, you're starting to sound like Costello.
I just had a good look at that hippo, it's got green dribble.
JahTeh, your birthday will be officially over by the time you read this but Happy day to you. Since you don't have an email address I will leave this link here for you so that you may choose a sample card to view--you don't have to join to see a few of the samples. Just imagine that it's signed Best Wishes and Many Happy Returns from all of us here!
Best,
Janet
http://www.jacquielawson.com/default.asp
HAPPY BIRTHDAY gorgeous one!
Here's another birthday present. These clips kept me busy all afternoon laughing it up. JT, I hope you have hispeed internet to enjoy more than just this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOpm3s07jPg&mode=related&search=
The Daily Show has been a hit here on cable television for years but I've never had the luxury of receiving it. YouTube makes it possible to see the best parts. Enjoy.
Oh my gosh, I hope I am not being a pest, but this one takes the cake. I think we all are going to have too much fun with this site.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYiUAU4yUE&mode=related&search=
sorry but I don't know how to do links in comments. You will have to cut and paste into your browser.
Hi JahTeh, I just wanted to comment on your wonderful site. During the past two hours of reading your entries i have laughed,i have cried,i have nodded my head in agreement to many of your opinions,been facinated by your scientic entries and been green with envy of your writing ability. You have a fabulous spirit.Im so glad you maintain it through your struggles in life, especially the chronic pain.
Kind regards(and new fan)
Erika.
Ah, jahteh, commiserations are in order. Getting older when you're older is a mixed blessing. I hope the year ahead is kind to you and yours.
Happies and Hugs! Danielxxxxxxxxx
Everybody do go and have a look at the e-card site from Janet, it's a beauty.
And a first for me, I copied and pasted into the browser thingy and it worked but the Youtube didn't, it never does for me and I needed a laugh badly.
Erika, an award for bravery is given to anyone still alive after two hours of this blog, welcome to the madhouse.
It's payday Thursday Helen, Cake binge day. Today was more like 'give me coke, lines of coke'.
Really sorry about little Scally, Muriels. I swear I am never getting another animal after himself goes. It's too heartbreaking.
I don't mind getting old Daniel, when you perve they just think you're short sighted.
Well, about the YouTube I'll see what I can do to get you a viable link. If it's not the link's fault then maybe it's got something to do with your computer. You DO need to see these clips and we'll get 'em to you, come hell urr high water.
Aaaargh, I cut and pasted the first YouTube link from your comments window into my Mozilla browser and it worked just fine. So I am sorry but don't know what to do for you. Can anyone help JT figure out how to watch these? They are absolutely absolutely priceless.
HELP HELP HELP !!!
Janet, it must be something I'm not doing because I've only been able to get a few seconds of any Youtube then it stops.
Okay, I think it's stopping because you have dialup? Apparently you need to wait a long long long time, maybe 10-20 minutes for the stuff to load into your computer before you can watch it...you see, it comes in slowly on dialup, more slowly than it actually plays. For example, a two-second sound/video may take 60 seconds to download when on dialup.
So it's stopping the action for you when what you've played has caught up with what's coming in thru the phone lines. So if I were you I would first just try pausing the player and let it continue to download the data while you do something else on your computer or you go have lunch. The other option is to go to a library or friend's who has hispeed. I had to deal with dialup until just this month, so if this is your issue too, I understand the frustration. $25 more per month for hispeed really is a lot of money to me, but I had to bite the bullet and sign up for it anyway.
JT, this is an issue that I despise: the only people in this world who can afford to keep up with all this technology are those with money and the means; the rest of the people below on the socioeconomic ladder stay below, getting dirt kicked in their faces.
Bear, where are you?
jahteh, be careful. That "youtube" site introduced to you by 'Janet' is the one that is being pushed onto my blog by various differently named people and I discovered it also on Dining Philospher's site as well. It is rabidly Pro-Israeli and is just a front for propaganda.
Cheers!
I think you've got it this time Janet and being Ms Impatient I tend to spit the dummy when it doesn't load fast. Dial-up is a pain but it's what I can manage so I leave it.
Since I couldn't get it Daniel I don't know what it is and Janet is directing me to a specific video which looks funny, I'll try to watch. If I don't like it I'll leave. I will not be influenced by anti or pro.
A bit late I s'pose, but better late than never, eh, JahTeh...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAHTEH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
MAY SHE LIVE A HUNDRED YEARS
MAY SHE DRINK A THOUSAND BEERS
GET PLASTERED YOU BASTARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
WHY WAS SHE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL
WHY WAS SHE BORN AT ALL...
Yuze can all....
JT, the first YouTube video I listed is the funniest and only a minute or two so it's the best bet for your money. I've always had a soft spot for professional actors cracking each other up, and the PiratesII costume is very becoming. If the guy's wife doesn't want him, I'll send him cab money.
Anyway, once there you can choose additional clips. From what I have seen so far, anything with Stephen Colbert will have you rolling.
Shame on Daniel :)
Janet, just to let you know it took nearly 30 minutes to download 3m26s of video. While it's doing that I switch over to firefox and trawl for naked guys, works for me.
You slay me.
BTW, it took you that much longer to download that short segment because you were also using the phone lines for your se x quest. Traffic backs up and so both tasks take longer. Go to lunch next time.
Anyway, it was fun. I'll think of a better birthday present for next year.
MAY SHE LIVE A HUNDRED YEARS
MAY SHE DRINK A THOUSAND BEERS
GET PLASTERED YOU BASTARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Why do you think I've got wrinkles and no liver, you swine.
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