Tuesday, March 13, 2007

FORENSICS

I'm very partial to the CSI shows and their British counterparts such as 'Silent Witness' . Last night was CSI:New York. I know that forensics don't work like this but I always pick up the odd bit of information but last night........Bungee Sex!!!!!!!

I wouldn't trust a bloke to put on a condom the right way round. The thought of stripping off and letting him buckle me into a bungee harness for a bit of slap and tickle after jumping off a very big bridge is not something I want to think about.

I mean Bungee Sex......Bungee jumping is insane but Bungee Sex!!!!

What would happen if he kept going down (stop that thought) and she whipped up, fast. She'd sort of be left holding the ...um...bungee as it where.

7 comments:

Lord Sedgwick said...
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Lord Sedgwick said...

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What I mint to post was ...

Me good lady read that and reckons Bungee Sex looks the perfect sport for your premature ejaculator.

Not that in 36 years has she been victim of that selfish, undisciplined and indecorous behaviour.

(What was that favourite fillum of hers starring the great Tom Courtenay? Oh yes, "The Loveliness of the Long Distance Rutter".)

phil said...

It's nothing by comparison, though, is it?

R H said...

We're still trying out the trapeze.

GoAwayPlease said...

"We're still trying out the trapeze."

oh Robbert ! you and Kimberly .. Bungee Over The Kimberleys ....

JahTeh said...

And nothing like this has ever happened to Phil? At least the rubber ball was in his mouth.

You on the piss again, Your Portship. I would say only in America but not after Phil's link. A spot of rapelling could be in order for Friday since me going down stairs is usually head first unless the Brownie beats me to it.

Rh, a delicate creature like that on a trapeze, she could break something.

phil said...

"I try to rule that sort of thing right out.