Thursday, April 12, 2007


I bought a pair of ruby slippers on sale.

The cat's rations cost more than mine, as usual.

I got a $20 prize on a crossword scratchie.

I sweet talked the check-out chick at Safeway's into hiding the cat food I bought at Coles in with my home delivery.

I pondered why there are no cute check-out boys at Safeway's anymore.

In fact I couldn't find one single individual that was worth a second lascivious glance. Am I getting too old, need my eyesight checked or have they gone north for the winter?

I was good with my diet.

Lunch contained something from all of the food groups, carbohydrates, fat, protein, calcium and a serve of fruit. It just happened to come in the shape of raspberry cheescake, big home-made, full of real raspberries. I didn't put sugar in my long black. Now this was a real test of character and I failed miserably but but but but the shop hasn't had raspberry cheesecake since this time last year and it probably won't until next. Yes, that's a very good reason, I excuse myself from punishment.


Andrew said...

Maybe not that the check out chaps have gone north, but others have come south, far south if my Safeway is similar....not that there is anything wrong with that.

JahTeh said...

In that case Plan B, I stand in the men's underwear section of David Jones and look like I need help.