Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
HAPPY ME DAY
In my alternative Universe where I am the Goddess of Agelessness, Beauty and Intelligence, this sweet thing has been bringing me breakfast in bed for the past week but tomorrow he'll bring me cake. I'm not fickle, I won't replace him for at least another week.