Monday, July 02, 2007

SNEAKS

According to Sam at http://queerpenguin.blogspot.com our beloved Prime Weasel might be considering an August election.

Since the enrolment time has been revised or should that be sneakily altered to favour certain political parties who wish to remain in office til the cows come home and means that anyone turning 18 the day after an election is called can't vote.

So if you're 18 now, or moved home or are roaming the countryside in some quaint hippy fashion, settle down for a few months and register to vote.

I would like to add the losing expression on JHo's face to the memory of Jeffery's losing face and have bookends made.

Register now or I'll rip yer bloody arms orff!

18 comments:

Neo said...

'Prime Weasel' is such a fitting name for the little scoundrel isn't it!

Thanks for highlighting the fact that we need to be registered,JT. I went to vote at the last state election and I'd somehow been wiped off the list from moving a couple of times.(Was my fault I spose)
Gee, Was I angry about that for a few days!

XXX

Lad Litter said...

August?! Bring it on! Kennett's demise was one of the biggest, most joyous surprises of my life: "If I've offended anyone..."
And Howard looks and sounds more like Billy McMahon every day.

R.H. said...
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JahTeh said...

That's what the legislation is all about Neo. He knows the middle class with houses are registered but the others slip through the cracks and every vote against him is going to count.

Lad Litter, my Dad died before that election but the champagne would have flowed. The only better loss was Geoff Leigh to a woman. I believe he's still sulking under his rock somewhere. I may never forgive you for putting that double image of Howard and McMahon in my mind.

You really are a poet Rh, and I've been to funerals where it was all about everybody else except the departed.

alexis said...

Vote early! Vote often! If thingo wins again (which he won't) I'm packing up and going back to Sweden.

Helena said...

Dussn matta how you vote ... a politician still gets in.
Liars all of them.

JahTeh said...

I like a positive thinker Alexis but just in case I have a passport so I'll be available to carry your bags back to Sweden.

I think they have to take a reverse polygraph test, if it shows they can tell the truth with a straight face then they're not pre-selected.

nailpolishblues said...

I'm with Alexis, I can't take three more years of this rubbish. If things turn sour[er], I'm selling everything - including my soul, the tattered remains of my ego, my body to anybody who wants it [though the liver and kidneys are all mine, I need them], and will beg from everyone I know for the cash to leave and not come back.

Neo said...

I'm with nailpolishblues.....What is it? Something like 16 seats the opposition has to win?
Is that REALLY acheivable or are we hoping against odds?????

alexis said...

It's achievable. What kinda doofus wouldn't vote for Maxine McKew, anyway?

JahTeh said...

Alexis, the jewell in the crown, Maxine winning by a landslide.

The trouble is Nails, where to go?
The politians are crap but the country is good although another four years of bad policies might do that in. If they lose, your hangover might have to go in the record book.

Neo, make sure you register as soon as you settle.

phil said...

From: David XXXXXX
To: Phil
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:28 PM
Subject: Re: make sure you're registered to vote at your current address....don't leave it too late


Thanks, between the 3 billion letters, the ads on tv and radio.. I nearly forgot.

nailpolishblues said...

Win/lose, we can safely say that I will be watching Antony Green until the wee hours and will have one hell of a hangover the next day. I'm really quite looking forward to it! And it's lose, well, anywhere is okay so long as it ain't here.

I've already instructed all the people I know I Bennelong on how to vote. It's sad that some people need help.

JahTeh said...

Phil, sometimes the message just has to be hammered home and why is it that when wives hammer the message, it's called nagging.

Thanks Nails, you've just reminded me to check to see if Antony has his website up already. The ABC always has the best coverage.

R.H. said...

Well they've had Uncle Eric on ice for a week and a half now to see if I'll change my mind about going to the funeral (that's a joke) the truth is he's being planted on Monday -quite a delay, but by which time the family gasbag will be back from his holiday in Europe and ready for a big performance. I'd guess he's rehearsing it right now. This stupid pinhead navy officer bastard who'd shit himself in battle wowed his old relatives at his mother's eightieth birthday celebration at Frankston RSL last year by speaking for forty minutes all about himself. Fucking goose.
Eric made it to 88, and odds are this whole cabbage-head family, every one of them a celebrity, will do about the same. And what the hell for?

JahTeh said...

88 isn't bad, Rh. My sister was nursing a lovely old dear of 97 who bet on the geegees and she had an identical twin sister still alive. Quality of life depends on the mind and betting on horses.

Miss Eagle said...

August, qp says? Shucks - that means the nuns and brothers won't have much time to rouse the Church Triumphant under the Your Rights at Work banner. You'll have to see The Eagle's Nest to comprehend that one...tee hee!

Middle Child said...

"...and I will too, especially you stupid!" ahh I love Aunty Jack...that theme song was ours...