This very definitely comes under the heading of humour.
Dr. Oliver Curry is a theorist at the evolutionary London School of Economics.
He thinks that the human race will one day split into separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures.
(Didn't H.G. Wells do a story like this)
Dr. Curry says these humans will be between 183cm and 214 cm tall and live up to 120 years.
(J.W. Howard lives to be 120, nah wrong height)
Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates.
Dr. Curry says men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises (gay boys rejoice).
While women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.
(He's obviously a horny 14 year old trapped in an economist's body)
After checking that this wasn't April 1st, I can only say that whatever Dr. Curry is smoking should be available for all.