Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
There's something incredibly cute about cats' toes. Cats shred up the furniture, crap in your boots, leave dead mice on the doorstep and bite you on the nose when you're trying to sleep, but one look at those little piggies when they're snoring, and for some unfathomable reason, you forgive them everything.
... perhaps so, but I've yet to forgive Mrs Slocombe's pussy for biting me on the nose when I was trying to sleep.
Fleetwood, at last we have something in common. I love kitty toes and if you really want to annoy a cat, tickle the fur in between the tootsies. They hate it.I knew that proboscis would lead to trouble one day.
Any other ways to torture a cat Jah Teh? Speaking of Mrs Slocombe, I still get a laugh from this.http://highriser.blogspot.com/2007/03/tv-from-my-yoof-29.html
Andrew...that link's not working...and I am unanimous in that.
Try this and if it does not work, search my blog for Slocombe or join these two bits.http://highriser.blogspot.com/2007/03/tv-from-my-yoof-29.html
That one worked. What a blast from the past, eh? Good old subtle British humour. Used to be on during Saturday teatime that. Family entertainment. Come back Borat...all is forgiven.
Why not Andrew, the little moggies have tortured my bank account to death over the years.
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