When I hate being a vegetarian. When I'm out at the line bringing in the washing and some fool is frying onions on a barbecue and I can smell sausages as well.
You just can't get that onion frying smell indoors, it's a barbecue thing.
I had potato and bean salad for tea.
I wanted sausage and fried onions in a slab of fresh bread smothered with tomato sauce.
I think I'm beginning to crack.
Repeat this mantra "tofu is your friend".
It's not working, time for the chocolate ice-cream emergency bowl.