Tuesday, February 05, 2008

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T RAISE A LAUGH TODAY

Serious approach to the problem of female arousal disorder (FSAD) and (FSD), formulated scientifically to provide satisfaction and lasting pleasure.

Benefits:boosted desire in hundreds of women;extreme sensitivity to stimulation;effective in women with a hysterectomy and menopause before the age of 50.

The very next email was from the ex.

Bwahahahahhahahhahha!

12 comments:

Andrew said...

So what is this wonderful product? Not that I really need to know.

JahTeh said...

I think the heading was about a magical blue pill but I was too busy laughing. I bet he could do with a bucket load of them now although according to the last sighting, the blonde has become a little more rotund than when he married her so perhaps they just watch the tele now.

Brian Hughes said...

Andrew,

The 'wonderful product' is actually a fully working tongue and a map showing the location of the clitoris. It's only for sale to couples who have been together for twenty years or more.

There is a 'female orgasm simulator' on the market. It consists of a huge bank account and/or celebrity status. Unfortunately it isn't very realistic and only works with bimbos, although in the right hands it's convincing enough for the self-abosorbed blokes who subscribe to it.

Bwca said...

jeebus Coppy, you don't actually open those crap emails do you?
Just their subject lines give me a hissyfit. It's The H-Spot woth gets all the action in my age group.

Size does matter though: I spent my life searching in vain for a man with a HUGE



cultural frame of reference.

R.H. said...

Miss Laura
Girl from the suburbs
Boney intellectual
shins
White legs

Scrappy

Shoes.

-Robert. 2008.


Pardon the impertinence, I found myself at THE VALVE.

ha ha ha!

ROBBERT!!!

Dysthymiac said...

Bwca has a new post at The Bogg.
Stolen from another blogger.
Sociopath.

R.H. said...

Shins -not shins, sorry.

Most affectionate thing I've ever written.

JahTeh said...

"location, location" Fleetwood, not even Indiana Jones with a map, a sheep dog and GPS could find my lost treasure.

Bwca, I need the laughs and I keep hoping they send photos. I want to build a dartboard.

Robbert, man of many talents but watch the poetry, very latte.

R.H. said...

Thanks. I call it: Comment Deleted.

-Composition time: 5 seconds.

True.

R.H. said...

I've put it on her blog.
See how long it lasts!

ROBBERT!!!

Maria said...

Why is Female Arousal Disorder "FSAD" and not a "FAD"?

JahTeh said...

That puzzled me for a while until I figured it meant Female sexual arousal disorder. It sounds so depressing when all we really need is a better class of bloke.
The spybots must be reading the comments, I got spam today with photos.