The ex-husband was on the phone to my mother this morning for an hour.
Okay given Ma's wonky sense of time, it could have been 10 minutes.
She said she didn't tell him anything about me.
He told her all about his new business venture but didn't mention The Blonde.
He might have rung because he remembered her birthday.
She can't remember what day it is so God knows what she did tell him.
I've got a lot of 'why?' questions running through my head.
Must distract myself. Look look look, my sister's bought an LCD television.
Why would he ring someone he referred to as "The mother-in-law from Hell"?
He probably picked up on the good vibes from Sunday and thought he'd ruin my mood. Damn it's working.