Your sister gives you a blood pressure reading of 193/96 then rings you half way home and tells you that the machine is faulty.
By this time you've already by-passed the coffee and cake at the shop although you wonder why not have it since you could drop dead any minute.
Anything else happen?
Too many freeloading birds sitting on one side of the birdbath made it topple over and smash to smithereens. This time I've got no hope of cementing it back together.
It's bucketing down so I don't have to water the garden.
The space heater is on with no smell of roasting rodent.
And Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince opens in Melbourne on 27th November, 2008.