Myself: The keeping pile of New Scientist is getting bigger than the throw outs.
Me: Why don't you think outside the square?
Me: Scanning from the whole magazine is making the pages wonky.
Me: If you tear out the pages you want scanned you could throw out the magazines now.
Me: Then you would only have one small box of papers to catergorize before scanning and you could do that in bed, in comfort.
Me: Why are you thinking when it's a great idea?
Myself: Because I hate knowitalls.
Me: Some people always have to do things the hard way.