Tuesday, May 20, 2008

WHILE I WAS POSTING

The email ding dinged and it was another Russian spam email.

It was a naked tart.

You wouldn't believe where she was holding a long stemmed wine glass.

It didn't have crystals and Bombay would never allow itself to be dragged down to that level.

7 comments:

Lad Litter said...

I'm porno spam-free these days. But I'll be damned if I'm going to lose patience with my Nigerian financial advisor. If I keep sending him money for just a little bit longer....

Helen said...

Your Blog is verygooPlease, Bachelordegree with no study required!!!!!

Ampersand Duck said...

ahem. Speaking of spam...
I thought about you the other day.
Hope you like it.

Jayne said...

A naked tart?
What, no custard on the side?!

JahTeh said...

Lad litter, my Nigerians seem to have beem assimilated by the Russian Mafia.

Helen, I'm very impressed by the degree sellers. How could I resist, do u want Bacheeelor.....

Jayne, the image that comment conjured up is very rude, crude and probably didn't enter your head.

JahTeh said...

Duckie, You are going to post your sketches aren't you? I had to read that twice because I thought he was wearing white undies with purple crocodiles on them but realized you meant those awful plastic shoes. You know how fussy I am, did he have green eyes? I really couldn't do a life class, I'd never hold a pencil steady for giggling. Penii always make me giggle.

Jayne said...

Jahteh, that rude and crude image popped into my grey matter just before I hit send lmao ;)