Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Monday, June 02, 2008
HEY BEAR
Oi Gerry will this do? Or maybe this one? I'm trying to be kind to the aged here.
I prefer the small font personally. It means you can cram more words onto each line. Reading specs are cheap enough and the small font doesn't make you feel as though you're three years old.
On account of the font being so small (and me being legally blind since my days at the barber reading "Man Junior") I've never actually ever read any of your posts. I read the header and then make the rest up.
(You've been up to things you've never dreamt about!)
It's a good thing your last post was brilliant M'Lord otherwise a rude comment would hit you between your blind spots. After all we haven't got Andrew to kick around for a while.
River, haven't you got those little wingding font thingies? Now I've given away the secret and I'll have to kill you.
Not only do you write three words when one would do, but you think by squeezing as many of them as possible into a finite space that you are achieving anything other than reader rage. Or am I just an old curmudgeon? Don't answer... I know... Grrrrrrrrrr...
I probably have got those wingding font thingys but haven't bothered to find them. I'm lazy that way. I'll have a bit of a hunt around on the weekend and see what I can find.
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I prefer the small font personally. It means you can cram more words onto each line. Reading specs are cheap enough and the small font doesn't make you feel as though you're three years old.
Minus one for Fleetwood who did not crack the code at the bottom of the post especially aimed at 4 year olds.
Or blind bears!
Bottom of the post? You don't think I actually read that far, do you Witchy?
"...I swear, it was THIS big...."
Third from the top looks good.... hang on, let me clean my glasses....
Short attention span due to nicotine overload and mind on the usual bacon butties.
Jayne, my excuse is that the page doesn't take as long to load if the font is small.
Bella, at your age you should have someone clean them for you.
On account of the font being so small (and me being legally blind since my days at the barber reading "Man Junior") I've never actually ever read any of your posts. I read the header and then make the rest up.
(You've been up to things you've never dreamt about!)
That's a code? I thought it was just you being pretty....
It's a good thing your last post was brilliant M'Lord otherwise a rude comment would hit you between your blind spots. After all we haven't got Andrew to kick around for a while.
River, haven't you got those little wingding font thingies? Now I've given away the secret and I'll have to kill you.
Not only do you write three words when one would do, but you think by squeezing as many of them as possible into a finite space that you are achieving anything other than reader rage. Or am I just an old curmudgeon? Don't answer... I know... Grrrrrrrrrr...
I probably have got those wingding font thingys but haven't bothered to find them. I'm lazy that way. I'll have a bit of a hunt around on the weekend and see what I can find.
The Bear wants Brevity...
The Bear is a grouch.
The Bear's a grouch.
Bear's a grouch.
Bear = grouch.
B's G. (and he's old as well)
River, it will be in the format/fonts under wingdings.
"but you think by squeezing as many of them as possible into a finite space that you are achieving anything other than reader rage."
Jezza, me old mate, maybe instead of "reader rage' you meant "reader age". :0)
Too deep for me, Sedgers.
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