Friday, June 20, 2008

JUST ANOTHER CRAP DAY

I know where J. K. Rowling got the idea for her soul sucking dementors....She has a mother.

That roaring noise from the south was not a volcano erupting.....it was me.

And it seems I must apologise to you all for my fat arse making Australia sink into the sea.

I will now do the only honourable thing.....open another packet of black jelly beans and find where I hid yesterday's chocolate.

10 comments:

Brian Hughes said...

"I know where J. K. Rowling got the idea for her soul sucking dementors."

She probably plaigerised them from some other poor bastard like she did with everything else in her awful books.

JahTeh said...

"Dobby, fetch my wand, there is a nargle on the blog. I must be careful not to cast an engorgement charm, his body is already full to bursting."

Kath Lockett said...

Nice one, Jahteh. I'm sure that your arse isn't as big as mine though - I often find dwarves under it seeking shelter from the rain...

JahTeh said...

Kath, I bow to anyone who can snarf 6 blocks of chocolate. Let's hope there is an equally large bum in Perth to keep the continent from tipping.

River said...

I'd been eating black jelly beans once when there came a knock at the door. I answered it and smiled at the visitor with a mouthful of black teeth. The look on her face was quite something to behold.

JahTeh said...

A curious fact River, black jelly beans stick to false teeth more than real ones which makes an even more interesting smile. If you've got a half and half mouth.

River said...

I do have a partial denture.

Jayne said...

I loves me black jelly beans but not the annoying mother bit.

Middle Child said...

Big bus galore - north south east and west - keeping the whole land mass in balance - and some men think women are good fer nuthin

JahTeh said...

That would be 'big butts' Therese and I'm glad you're doing your best for NSW not to tip over.

Annoying is not the word Jayne. This woman intends to have a Viking funeral and take a servant with her.

River, you'll know what I mean then.