Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
... or in my case, 'schlepping'?
Ha Ha, I love those LOL cats.
My blog would be so much easier to deal with if I just posted the cute kittens wrestling in a basket off Youtube! Why I didn't do that, slaps head...
Actually MiLord, you look a lot like that cat in your little yellow outfit.River, I usually smile but this one just made me laugh out loud. I can still see our first cat dressed up for Christmas and I'm sure he never forgave us.Miles, you start posting youtubes and you're grounded. It's lazy blogging and reading your posts is the only exercise I get.
Ahhhh, so that's what the cats are saying to me each night...!
On TV news last night, Australian nuns working for the poor in Peru. Rudd giving money for hospital equipment. You can't expect BIGOTS: crippled self-absorbed bastards sent loony by ONE ASPECT of religion ever having the talent to admit there are some good things to be said for it.W.V: Foodo.Chew on that.
Jayne, nothing like glowing eyes in the dark to make you think twice about annoying the cat.Rh, I saw that item and good for them for doing something. Put that against a moronic car race that cost us 40 million dollars this year. Can you imagine what the poor in a lot of countries could do with that not to mention the helpers? People still do good deeds without religion as a prop.Read your history comments over at Highriser and you really have to put them on a blog. Stories like yours shouldn't be lost.
The evil that lurks in the hearts of cats.
Yes and the Christian church does good deeds as well? If someone tells me they don't like religion we can still get along, but when they stupidly keep repeating it knowing full well it'll offend me there's no point in trying. I'm beyond arguing, it's useless, a waste of my time. And besides, these folk will never be reasonable, they don't want friendship, they want war. I'm sick of it.
RH. If you dont like people criticising christians becoz a few bad christians give the rest of them a bad name why are you treating muslims in the same way over at Hot Andrews site? Youre obviously a hypcrit and judging by some of your obscene remarks youve left on other peoples blogs youre not a very good christian either!!
Golly. 'Jack' at Copperwitch, 1:35 AmIs 'Julie' at Highriser, 1:58 Am.What?Shit a brick!Fastest sex change in history!
'Julie Jack'. Listen pomboy, I've got a letter in the Herald Sun today: 50/50.Tell us your REAL NAME and address, I want to send you a copy.
'Julie' 'Jack'I'm astounded at the lack of imagination.(But not really, considering who it is)And what a fine thing to do here!Seeing she tolerated your stale gags for so long.-CORNIN! That's the word verification! I swear to God!
i have no idea who Jack is idiot!! and I would never give my address to a creep like yuo. you give christians a bad name.
ha ha ha.What an amateur effort.You're an imbecile, surely.
My letters to newspapers -edited by experts there- is how I learned to write.Maybe you should try it (if you could ever get any published).
The letters need to be interesting.That's your downfall.
Seriously RH, start your own blog, you've got plenty of interesting stories.Start a blog and post 'em up for everyone to read.
Thank you sweetheart, I do have lots of stories, but the responsibility of a blog is too much for me.
Bollocks, Robert, that's a cop out.
Spot on jayne.WAPWeak As Piss.Lower than vanity publishing is getting a gig in 50/50.Assume RH signed his literary tome as "Disgusted" of any leafy green suburb."the responsibility of a blog is too much for me."However the irresponsibility of pointless, offensie and egocentric comments is apparently not. Get a leaf RH! (At least each autumn they fall off the twig and make good compost.)
LL, our first cat was 'teh evil'. If we crossed him, he waited until we were almost asleep then bolted onto the bed, bit everything he could manage then took off. Found you down there Jayne. I've been saying for ever that he should put those histories on record. Once he's gone so are the stories. He can even turn off comments so no-one can abuse him.I've just notice RH, you've gone all uppercase on me.
My niece has social worker reports on my childhood which she reads out at Sydney dinner parties. It's quite a show. She'll even get up from her seat at times to illustrate certain aspects. The trouble is every time I visit her she wants to drag me along and "present" me. Early this year I was at a reading in Hunters Hill when her most popular document: The Old Kapock Mattress, was performed, and I'll tell you what, despite disapproval of these sheanigans it's damn hard not to feel a glow inside as your audience goes "ooooh," and "aaaah!" beaming at you all the while. Yes well it's helping her career, she's now very high up in Community Services. Darlings the truth is we stop being vain when we're dead. That's why I put my name to everything I write. Whether it's abusive or not, I want the credit. The trouble with being anonymous anyway is people will consider the opposite of what you're saying. No one likes a coward.
If you won't have a blog RH, at least write a book. I'd buy it.
I'll put that as a quote on the front cover.
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