Friday, January 22, 2010

ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW

Today I found out that glass is still semi fluid so that a very, very old mirror is always thicker at the bottom than the top because the glass flows.
It explains a lot about the ever descending tits and bum of fat old ladies. I wonder if my feet are getting larger?
And men? Lordy that's going to set me crotch watching again.
An enquiring mind can be a hazard.

Also today, I found out that there is a great whopping GST on funerals.
Even the dead can't escape the money grabbers in Canberra.

161 comments:

Jayne said...

Damn, now you've got me doing my own crotch 'research' !

JahTeh said...

Jayne, I bet there'll be a few blokes looking in mirrors after this.
Fascinating stuff to think that glass can still move.

Fen said...

yeah it kinda weirded me out when I found out that glass was in a fluid state. Cool though. Funerals are a big big rip off, don't get me started!

Kath Lockett said...

Wow, you learn something new every day.

Funerals. Biggest and cruellest rip off ever. My mother-in-law died last year and despite being one of four children, Love Chunks was left to pay for it all as the other three squabbled over who was going to pay for the plaque on the wall that covered her ashes. Grrrrr.....

Brian Hughes said...

Mens' crotches don't get bigger as they age, they just get covered up by their descending stomachs. Although, in my own defence, I'd have to gain a fair few stone yet before I disappeared from sight. (Leave it Witchy...I can dream, can't I?)

River said...

I read that somewhere once, about the glass, made me think that every so often old mirrors should be hung upside down, to keep our figures more evenly balanced instead of pear-shaped.

JahTeh said...

Fen, they seem to be a bit more flexible about price, caskets, flowers and such but some charges are set in stone. Mum would be quite happy in a cardboard box as long as we put pink and cream roses on top. They get you with the guilt thing. My uncle donated his body to science and we had a big party with the money saved, much better idea since none of us really liked him but we all loved a party.

Kath, I've gone with a smaller place and since it's just up the road I won't need a mourning car, I'll walk. We were going to put the flowers on the family grave but they'll be re-arranged and given to the nursing home. We're even recycling the memorial book from Dad's funeral, it's only half full. I'm using up the ex for the celebrant job. The best part is the refreshments, they put on a lovely spread.

Fleetwood, that's not just dreaming, that's winging on LSD.
We really should hear from the crotch expert, HawtAndrew we need you!

River, hanging upside down to re-distribute my weight just wouldn't work and do you know how hard it is to eat chocolates that way?

Middle Child said...

Hahahahaha "And men? Lordy that's going to set me crotch watching again" I'll have to look a bit harder...you learn something everyday.

You always have such good information

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