Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Last night or early this morning

I can't remember which but I do remember the dream.

How could I forget a dream that featured George Clooney.

The dream also had me in a ritzy beauty salon having my hair cut.


Are you kidding dreamworld?

But I did get it cut.

It showed up the white undergrowth of my naturally enhanced normal colour.

It also made me look like my mother and my grandmother.

So, I'm at the counter to pay for the shearing which I'm hating more and more and tossing my head like a horse with flies which is actually making it look a lot better in the giant mirrors.

No salon should have giant mirrors.

There is George Clooney in front of me, dashingly groomed.

I'm trying to find my purse in the bottomless pit of a bag I haul around day after day when everything hits bedrock by the end of the week.

Dear George, offers to pay for my hair cut.

Damn, George, thanks for nothing. His credit card is refused and I find mine and pay for his hair.

The comments are now open for dream interpretations and close your filthy minds while you're commenting


Jayne said...

Ginger snaps?

Elisabeth said...

To understand dreams, the dreamer needs to make associations to it.

There are all these questions one could ask, like what does George Clooney mean to you? Therein might lie a clue.

JahTeh said...

Jayne, I'm on a diet and now all I'll think about is chocolate ripple cake but with ginger snaps instead.

Elisabeth, nice clean looking bloke but otherwise does nothing to press my drool button. I'm still shellshocked at the fact that I had my hair cut.

BwcaBrownie said...

the haircut indicates desire for change, Clooney presence indicates you watched the double feature on TV. he's pretty funny.
The 'he wants to pay' but you do, is a manifest of your reluctance to accept help.
Dreams are good because we only have them during deep sleep. Glad you got some.

JahTeh said...

Bwca, right on about the reluctance to accept help but you're just as bad. I couldn't have been in a really deep sleep because I remembered the dream as soon as I woke up.

Kath Lockett said...

Get him to buy you a coffee instead - he's always going on about those bloody nescafe capsule thingies.....

JahTeh said...

Kath, I just paid for his hair, he can give me one for free.

Actually I love those ads especially the last one about Heaven.

River said...

JahTeh, if you wake up immediately after the dream, you will remember it vividly. If your brain cycles through the long slow waking process, the dream remembrance will be more vague or non-existant. I've often woken up knowing I'd had a dream, but with no idea what it was about.
So the haircut was only in the dream? And what's with George Clooney's credit card being refused? That can't be right.

JahTeh said...

River, of course the haircut was only in the dream, I wouldn't be me without the hair. It was so real that I checked for the nail scissors I keep in the bedside drawer just in case I'd been outside myself and had cut it off.

Don't really know about George, like I said, he doesn't press my drool button except for the fact he always looks so clean. He'd have clean nails, I do love clean nails.

Middle Child said...

after my last session with a sheep shearer - I advise you to stay away from hair dressers - I like my hair long and when I ask for a half an inch off and they do two inches i just want to kill somebody - too bloody late when they have done it -
what the dream means is as I said just stay away from hairdressers - and you won't have to pay for a rich man to have his hair cut