Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Unfortunately.....

Our UberModel doesn't look any better front on in that dress although it's my kind of dress.
But the boots, ewww! I think they might have had to tie that bow extra tight in case of wardrobe malfunction. Now I could wear this although there might be bulging above and beyond the nifty bow but I could hide a very large backside in those voluminous folds

10 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

I have just eaten not one but two (shock horror) large bowls of a stir fry with many, many mushrooms in it. Now I am going to eat a few delicious hand made chocolates. And I am not certain that the voluminous dress could hide my figure flaws. And I don't care. Or today I don't any how.

Much more important to me is how to hide character flaws. Suggestions?

JahTeh said...

EC, character flaws would be RH's department and no doubt he'll be along to tell you how to flaunt them not hide them.
Hand made chocolates, drool.

Jayne said...

That looks like a skirt some bright spark decided to titivate and get arty-farty with.
Silly twats.
My indulgence for the day is a toasted hot cross bun (with Vegemite) for supper.

R.H. said...

Well pardon me, I've been excited since the day I found out my character flaws (many and varied)evoke stupendous outrage and entertainment. People just love hearing the truth. And who would have thought that? Good heavens, it's such an easy thing.

-Robert.
In the Public Domain.

Kath Lockett said...

Lordy, that young string bean is very high-waisted, isn't she?

JahTeh said...

Jayne, I can't believe you ate a hot cross bun in February let alone one spread with vegemite. I was confronted with a wall of chocolate eggs and rabbits today and it's my fault I'm morbidly obese.

Rochester, it's your mouth that provokes outrage, your character flaws are what bring you back for more.

Kath, high waisted to the collarbones, I don't think the boobs have pupped yet.

R.H. said...

Think about what you've said, it's unscientific, then wake up to yourself!!!!

LORD ROCHESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

River said...

I think they put her in that purple tablecloth so she wouldn't put people's eyes out with her hip bones.
Her "figure" is truly sad. She needs a big feed of fish'n'chips followed by cheesecake.

Davo said...

'design' .. have to agree about the flowing fabric .. but the 'boots'? Nah.

Should be good, honest, black rubber Blundstones.

Middle Child said...

Looks dreadful