Restraining oneself from telling an expert to go f*** and stop trying to get me down to 100kgs. Ain't gunna happen lady, not while chocolate factories still churn.
Finding my blood pressure down from 188 over stroke to 130/110. Okay so 110 needs works but hey, 58 points down.
Cholesterol is 3.3. So LDL is still higher than HDL but as Doc says at that level it's no big deal.
In four weeks, overall BGL is down from 8 to 7.5. Huge says Doc, who is wearing a Pink Panther tie today.
Vitamin D blood tests weren't back but he'll ring if I need boosting, like a large needle in backside. Another thing that ain't gunna happen.
Dr. Marvin says not to take day to day levels to heart, it's the overall figures that count.
Dr. Marvin never mentions weight once.
I'm celebrating by having a delicious salad for tea. Believe that and I have a bridge I can sell you.
I won't sell you the strawberry filled chocolate frog I am celebrating with.