Sperm get lost on their way. Got your attention.....
About 300 million sperm get released by a man during sex (I could make a horror movie out of that) but only a few dozen reach the egg.
Because sperm have a terrible sense of direction, according to the latest fertility research.
Scientitsts have tracked sperm movement (what do you mean how? They all have little GPS attached) and found that sperm struggle to turn sharp corners (Que?) and frequently crash into walls and each other.
"Sharp corners", I was sure it was a straight road to Paradise. "Frequently crash into walls and each other" , oh yeah, well didn't we women always know that Happy Hour at the pub and hooning was inbuilt.
Next thing is live commentary, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Watch that sharp cor.......oh crap.
Bwahahahahhahaha. Men and their boys.