Okay, the hose held, just so the washing is done for the moment.
I decided to go to bed early and pass out.
The usual routine of teeth cleaning is usually routine but not when I bend down to fill the glass and I'm face to face with a freeking skink.
I'm beginning to believe that an alternate universe is leaking into my house.
How would a skink get into my bathroom? I haven't been able to open the window since the screen fell off outside.
Perhaps it was friends with the spider swinging in the air from the lounge room down light. I watched him climb up into the light well and I told him not to do it, very quietly, but he did. Fried himself like the Greek kid with the wax wings and will be swinging for eternity.
I barely survive life, wild life could do me in.