Monday, April 06, 2015
Did someone mention Penguins?
I really don't care if this is photoshopped because I couldn't stop smiling at the penguin riding the waves on a dolphin. I got lost in penguins while looking for something completely different.
This is genius. Instead of me dunking the tea bag he does it for me and with a timer. My orange and cinnamon tea must take exactly 4 minutes of steeping or it's ruined so I'm always drinking crap herbal tea.
Instead of sewing up the cushions for my sister who is annoying me and possibly trying to take the title of Queen Bitch of the Universe because now that she's retired, she has the time to refine her bitching, I was looking at painting little animals on rocks. I had owls and fish then I found penguins on plastic ice cubes. Adorable and genuinely time wasting.
I need time wasting. I looked up my diary for this time last year and my mother had a chest infection and was on antibiotics. This year she has a chest infection and is on antibiotics. My life is not Groundhog Day, it's Groundhog Year.