But shoes we can get away with and are these the weirdest shoes ever?
I am not a snake person and these would give me the horrors especially if the Cobra heads moved as I walked. Frighten the hell out of snotty kids trying to lift my sweeties.
Oh mine, mine. People have always said I had a big mouth and a sharp tongue but they go so well with those shifty eyes. Tongue looks a bit long, I can see me stepping on it and doing an A over T.
Now this is why I go to a podiatrist. My nails end up looking like this if I leave the visits too long between. No, I'm not going to call them my 'kicking kiddy' boots but my wicked side longs for a quick jab just for the fun of it. I'm old and nasty and so are these boots.
I want these framed only because they remind me of my son. His sneakers could be brand new on Monday and look like this on Friday. Since I'm now reduced to wearing sneakers because of damn painful feet, I want to wear these. People would never turn their heads at my beauty but hell's bells they'd do a double take at my exquisite footwear. And no, it's not another 'kiddy biter' boot, I don't hate kids, just loathe the little ferrets because they can use an iPhone and I can't.